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It’s Always Sunny when Kittens are in Mittens

“Are you an investor? Can we help you? Advice for staying safe on Gumtree, Did you know we’ve lowered our prices on fruit? Your summer of savings starts here… clearly a lie, however while you mourn their sudden disappearance sitting inside on a warm summers day, just out of reach of the gentle breeze and the sun kissed golden clouds, you might like to Check out Robbie Williams’ pad. This is why I have 3057 unread emails in my inbox. I urge you brands and brandesses, relieve humanity of this unnecessary weight on their otherwise pure and tranquil lightness of being. If you must insist on persistently trying to sell us things we have absolutely no use for, please at least get creative.

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